*The Undefined Variable*

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Note: Sorry if the story is quite…well, somewhat disturbing and I know I write pretty bad but…I just like to post this because it’s quite funny (for me)…

“The Day the Plasma Membrane Stopped Working”

(6:30 a.m., morning news theme song)

                “This news has just come in” The male reporter announced. “There’s been a virus outbreak! This unknown virus causes the plasma membrane to malfunction and thus, making people who catch this virus to die in a few minutes and become oozy goo…”

                “But why is that so?” The female reporter interrupted. “Well, scientists explained to us that plasma membrane is a boundary between a cell and its environment and without the plasma membrane, our body will have no protection against the outside environment and therefore this results from people having it to become goo, for all of the cells’ contents will disintegrate…”

                “But researchers had also found out that plasma membrane serves a locomotion to cells and without it, all cells could die…”

                Angelo turned off the television.

                “Hey, I was watching that!” I exclaimed while eating toast that was hanging in my mouth.

                “Well now you are watching me.” He sarcastically answered as he stared at me. “Aw come on, don’t tell me you believe in that news?”

                “Huh! When you become slime, don’t ever run…I mean crawl to me, crying”

                “Whatever,” He responded, “I’m going!”

                “Don’t let the virus bite!” I jokingly added. I never thought that after that morning, my life will forever change; for the worse.

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